Can Cats Cast Spells?
"Sheldon" > wrote in message
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On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
> "Gloria P" > wrote in message
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> > zara wrote:
> >> "Andy" > wrote in message
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> >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
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> >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
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> >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> >>> others
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> >>> see.
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> >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
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> >>> me!
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> >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
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> >>> Andy
> >>> Prior Lion?
> >>> Go Steelers!!!
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> >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> >> you
> >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> >> it's
> >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed, along
> >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
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> > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > hide.
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> Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
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> dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
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> same table?
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> If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> your
> filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> my lap.
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> Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -
>Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>mammal...
Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.
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