Can Cats Cast Spells?
On Feb 1, 6:55�pm, "Pandora" > wrote:
> "Sheldon" > ha scritto nel ...
> On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
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> > "Gloria P" > wrote in message
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> > > zara wrote:
> > >> "Andy" > wrote in message
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> > >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
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> > >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
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> > >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> > >>> others
> > >>> to
> > >>> see.
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> > >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
> > >>> with
> > >>> me!
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> > >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
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> > >>> Andy
> > >>> Prior Lion?
> > >>> Go Steelers!!!
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> > >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> > >> you
> > >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> > >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> > >> it's
> > >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> > >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed, along
> > >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
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> > > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > > hide.
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> > Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
> > the
> > dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
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> > same table?
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> > If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> > your
> > filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> > unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> > my lap.
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> > Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -
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> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
> mammal... and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
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> Sheldon I LOVE YOU!
Felines are instinctivevly scrupulously clean in their hygiene so that
they produce no odor, that is one of their more important attributes
that makes them the supreme preditor.
With such an obsession you can bet your bipee that this zara''s crotch
reeks worse than a thousand litter pans... with the name zara you just
know this feces fingered raghead sleeps with goats and camels. LOL
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