On Tue, 3 Feb 2009 09:57:28 -0800, TammyM wrote:

> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.247...
>> On Mon 02 Feb 2009 10:08:12p, Jebediah Kornworthy told us...
>>
>>> Hello Gloria,
>>>
>>> I am new to this newsgroup. Since you are
>>> buying other newsgroup members an espresso maker
>>> is their anyway you could buy me one also?
>>>
>>> Love,
>>>
>>> Jeb
>>
>>
>> Is it your birthday? Gloria buys everyone an espresso maker on their
>> birthday. Although it gets rather old after you've received 3 or 4.
>
> I've been around rfc for nearly 15 years. What the hell am I supposed to do
> with the 14 espresso makers Gloria has sent me?
>
> GLORIA! For the love of all that's sacred and good, PLEASE STOP! I BEG
> YOU!!!
>
> love,
> TammyM

sell 'em on e-bay.

your pal,
blake