On Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:39:12 +0000, Joe wrote:

> "russell" > wrote in message
> ...
>> http://tinyurl.com/HelpPeterLucas
>>
>> Your special chum
>>
>> Russell
>
> The Twelve Steps of Alcoholic Lucas
>
> 1. Yet to admit he is powerless over alcohol - that his life has become
> unmanageable.
>
> 2. Still believes that he has the Power to resist insanity.
>
> 3. Made a decision to turn his own will and his life over to the care of
> alcohol as he too scared to take a good look at himself.
>
> 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of others.
>
> 5. Admitted to himself and to another human beings the exact nature of
> others wrongs.
>
> 6. He is entirely ready to remove all others defects of character.
>
> 7. Drinks alcohol to forget about his own shortcomings.
>
> 8. Made a list of all Usenet posters who have harmed him, and became
> willing to take revenge on them all.
>
> 9. Made direct threats to such people wherever possible, except when to
> do so would injure himself.
>
> 10. Continued to take personal inventory of alcohol stock and then
> promptly brag about it
>
> 11. Sought through alcohol to improve his conscious contact with
> himself.
>
> 12. Having stayed constantly drunk as the result of these steps, he
> tried to carry this message to anyone who would listen to him and to
> practice these principles in all his affairs.

You sure know peter lucas alright!