On Feb 12, 9:16*am, Andy > wrote:
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> > On Feb 12, 5:55*am, Andy > wrote:
> >> Sandra Lee--I'm gonna be sick!
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> >> She just popped up on my Fox TV morning news.
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> >> Pitching her magazine she began making "Sandies," peanut & butter/sugar
> >> cookies. "They're 'SO' healthy!"
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> >> "The magazine is 70% food related." Then she backfires and says it's
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> >> fashion, tablescapes, cheap-o food things like cookie cutters...
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> >> She even tried to smooth over her cement-hairsprayed hair and couldn't
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> > *it!
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> >> The local talking head was so mindlessly gung-ho over Sandra I had to....
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> >> Andy
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> > Wow, what a horrible way to wake up. Hey, I just had a brilliant idea-
> > A Billy Mays alarm clock! He could yell at you until you get up and
> > bash it with a hammer...
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> merryb,
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> I'd be afraid to fall asleep!
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> Thanks for making matters worse!!! <VBG>
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> Best,
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On the radio this morning, they were talking about an alarm clock that
is fashioned after a bomb. Instead of pushing a button to turn it off,
you have to mess with wires, like you're diffusing it, and then enter
some kind of code. If you don't make it in time, BOOM!!!!! That's for
the ones who keep pushing the snooze button....