Sandra Lee--I'm gonna be sick!
On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:49:35 -0800, merryb wrote:
> On Feb 12, 9:16Â*am, Andy > wrote:
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>> > On Feb 12, 5:55Â*am, Andy > wrote:
>> >> Sandra Lee--I'm gonna be sick!
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>> >> She just popped up on my Fox TV morning news.
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>> >> Pitching her magazine she began making "Sandies," peanut &
>> >> butter/sugar cookies. "They're 'SO' healthy!"
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>> >> "The magazine is 70% food related." Then she backfires and says it's
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>> >> fashion, tablescapes, cheap-o food things like cookie cutters...
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>> >> She even tried to smooth over her cement-hairsprayed hair and
>> >> couldn't
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>> > Â*it!
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>> >> The local talking head was so mindlessly gung-ho over Sandra I had
>> >> to...
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>> >> <BARF>
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>> >> Andy
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>> > Wow, what a horrible way to wake up. Hey, I just had a brilliant
>> > idea- A Billy Mays alarm clock! He could yell at you until you get up
>> > and bash it with a hammer...
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>> merryb,
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>> I'd be afraid to fall asleep!
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>> Thanks for making matters worse!!! <VBG>
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>> Best,
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> On the radio this morning, they were talking about an alarm clock that
> is fashioned after a bomb. Instead of pushing a button to turn it off,
> you have to mess with wires, like you're diffusing it, and then enter
> some kind of code. If you don't make it in time, BOOM!!!!! That's for
> the ones who keep pushing the snooze button....
Is there anything to stop you ripping it from the wall socket?
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