Sandra Lee--I'm gonna be sick!
"Horry" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 12 Feb 2009 09:49:35 -0800, merryb wrote:
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>> On Feb 12, 9:16Â am, Andy > wrote:
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>>> > On Feb 12, 5:55Â am, Andy > wrote:
>>> >> Sandra Lee--I'm gonna be sick!
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>>> >> She just popped up on my Fox TV morning news.
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>>> >> Pitching her magazine she began making "Sandies," peanut &
>>> >> butter/sugar cookies. "They're 'SO' healthy!"
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>>> >> "The magazine is 70% food related." Then she backfires and says it's
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>>> >> fashion, tablescapes, cheap-o food things like cookie cutters...
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>>> >> She even tried to smooth over her cement-hairsprayed hair and
>>> >> couldn't
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>>> > Â it!
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>>> >> The local talking head was so mindlessly gung-ho over Sandra I had
>>> >> to...
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>>> >> <BARF>
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>>> >> Andy
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>>> > Wow, what a horrible way to wake up. Hey, I just had a brilliant
>>> > idea- A Billy Mays alarm clock! He could yell at you until you get up
>>> > and bash it with a hammer...
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>>> merryb,
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>>> I'd be afraid to fall asleep!
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>>> Thanks for making matters worse!!! <VBG>
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>>> Best,
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>> On the radio this morning, they were talking about an alarm clock that
>> is fashioned after a bomb. Instead of pushing a button to turn it off,
>> you have to mess with wires, like you're diffusing it, and then enter
>> some kind of code. If you don't make it in time, BOOM!!!!! That's for
>> the ones who keep pushing the snooze button....
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> Is there anything to stop you ripping it from the wall socket?
Battery backup under a cover if removed makes clock go 'bang'?
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