Reincarnation
Nick wrote:
> Peter Lucas made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform Ruth Grealy of the after life.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
>
> After a long life, Peter was the first to go, and true to his word
> he made contact, 'Ruth. Ruth.'
>
> 'Is that you, Peter?'
>
> 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
>
> 'What's it like?'
>
> 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
> the
> golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
> twice.
> I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
> much
> all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
> late
> at night. The next day it starts again.'
>
> 'Oh, Peter you surely must be in heaven.'
>
>
> 'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit.
LAME
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