On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:37:21 -0800, Bayonet wrote:

> After hurting his ankle Peter Lucas, went to the welfare office to apply
> for
> welfare.
>
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
> verify
> his age.
>
> Lucas looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
>
> He told the woman that he was very sorry, but would have to go home and
> come back later.
>
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So he opened his shirt revealing
> his curly silver hair.
>
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed his welfare application.
>
> When he got home, he excitedly told Fugly Ruth about his experience at
> the welfare office.
>
> Fugly Ruth said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
> gotten disability, too.'
>
> Then Lucas said, 'After one glimpse of your ugly mug welfare would think
> you had been in a war and award you a 110% TPI pension!
>
> Then the both lived happily ever after with Peter Lucas on permanent
> disability and Fugly Ruth on permanent TPI.

explains a lot.