TammyM > wrote in message
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> Ritz??!! RITZ??!!!!! You CLEARLY have TIAD, you with
> your hydrogenated fat & garbage filled Ritz and MW!! I'll
> bet you combine them in your Alex-forsaken crockpot and
> call it DINNER!
>
> Hrmmmppphhhhh!
>
> Here's a buck, Ranger, buy a freakin' CLUE!!!

I must hate you more now, child, than ever before for such demonic spew for
the world to see.

Come to the Light of Goodness and Charity, child. Have a seat at my
all-you-can-eat buffet. Have sandwiches of Skippy peanut butter, Miracle
Whip on Wonder Bread, and Ritz Crackers, and sliders cooked in Crisco served
to you until you waddle out the door.

Please. Why do you run away, child. Come back. You must be converted since
you are clearly perverted by tormented inner deamons.

The Ranger