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"Blinky the Shark" > wrote in message
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> Tonia wrote:
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>> "LindaR" > wrote in message
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>> On Jan 28, 5:09 pm, Blinky the Shark > wrote:
>>> I feel like shit. I may have about ten minutes, here, before I have to
>>> go back to bed. Can't sleep, but don't have the energy to do anything
>>> else, either -- not even read. (And that just kills me.) So I've been
>>> flashing back to little home remedies from growing up in the 1950s...
>>>
>>> I think sometimes Mom would give me small amounts of what I remember as
>>> a weak solution of sugar in water. Ever heard of that?
>>>
>>> Burnt Toast: I distinctly remember Mom burning a slice of toast and
>>> scraping the ashes into a glass of water. I guess this was to settle a
>>> stomach (the charcoal or whateveer) -- probably more from acid upset
>>> than from feeling urpy.
>>>
>>> Liquid Jell-O. I guess that was a variant on sugar water; it's not like
>>> there was sugar-free Jell-0 in 1953.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Blinky
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>> Do you have some paracetamol/codeine tablets? If so:

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> I'm thinking "no", because I'm pretty sure it's a controlled substance.
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>> 1. Crush 12 tables in a bowl.
>> 2. cover with boiling water.
>> 3. Stir until looks like all substance has been dissolved. 4. Put in
>> freezer for about 30 min.
>> 5. Strain mixture through a hankerchief. 6. Discard stuff in hankerchief
>> down toilet (this is the paracetamol with filler)
>> 7. Drink mixture (it does not taste very good) 8. In about 20 min you
>> will
>> feel soothing effect of about 100mg pure codiene.
>> 9. Enjoy - BUT BE CAREFUL TO EXRACT PARACETAMOL AS TOO MUCH CAN CAUSE
>> LIVER FAILURE AFTER ABOUT 48 HOURS.
>>
>> Also, be careful as codeine is very addictive.
>>
>> Well hell, if I had codeine tablets I wouldn't be worried about posting
>> on
>> here for some
>> home remedies......LMAO! Jeez, let me know who your DR is because I

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> I don't have a doctor.
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This is just upsetting.