On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:10:38 -0600, Gregory Morrow wrote:

> Joseph Littleshoes wrote:
>
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>
>>> I doubt if littleshoes has enough brains to have worked
>>> that one out.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Given your chosen nom de net, you shouldn't be so quick to judge.
>>
>> Ophelia talks in riddles and rhymes, sings some "mad" and bawdy songs
>> about death and a maiden losing her virginity. After bidding everyone a
>> "good night", she exits.
>>
>> "Gertrude says that Ophelia appeared "incapable of her own distress"
>> like a mad person would be."
>>
>> "Whereas for Hamlet madness is metaphysical, linked with culture, for
>> Ophelia it is a product of the female body and female nature...."
>>
>
>
> You can "can" yer faux literary cant, we like our Ms. O. anyways, Master
> Joseph Too-tight Shoes...!!!
>
> So hie thee to the Fool's Corner with a dunce cap atop yer pointy head...
>
> ;-p

Looking for a shag off the old hag or something?