Jimw wrote on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:52:04 -0600:

> Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

> Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

I don't where you are posting from but I'm afraid the joke is weakened
by the fact that "white coffee" is used for coffee with milk or cream.
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James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

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