On 13 Mar 2009 15:16:27 GMT, "Judy" > wrote:

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>I love Spam and eat it all the time. Does anyone have any Spam recipes?

Bought some tinned Spam from Kwik Save 21 years ago (August 1987), inserted into
my anus immediately, then forgot about it. I have just found it in the bottom of
my panties. Some people say "just chuck it" others say "open it and see whether
it stinks or not; if it smells ok, it's ok".

Anyone had experience with old, anally inserted tins of Spam, please? There's
quite a lot so I'm loathe to chuck it if indeed it is still eatable after all
this time.