On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:49:07 +0000, Burt Morgan wrote:

> With Russia spending many -billions- on rearmament and new nuclear weapons, I
> think it's time to clean out and make good the bomb shelter so that it's ready
> for the inevitable nuclear war. I'm now restocking it with new food.
>
> What would you guys suggest I stock my shelter with? Remember these goods have
> to have a real good shelf life and provide enough nutrition for a family of four
> for the duration.

most of the people i see who fear armageddon are members of the 101st
chairborne, so i suggest cheetos and mountain dew.

your pal,
blake