On Mar 26, 9:05*am, blake murphy > wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:37:57 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:
> > On Mar 26, 7:32*am, Sqwertz > wrote:
> >> I've devised a new tactic. *When somebody in line in front of you
> >> has more than 10 items, I just cut in front of them, look back at
> >> them and point to the sign, and say, "This lane is for people with
> >> 10 items or less".
>
> >> And since that worked so well, loookie he the next person in
> >> front of me has about 14 items, so lets do that again... *Worked
> >> again [evil stare].
>
> >> And then the next person in front of me already had her stuff on the
> >> conveyer. *She was apparently watching this, counts her stuff, then
> >> looks at me and asks if I'd like to go in front of her, too. *I
> >> said, "Nah - I don't want to press my luck."
>
> >> I'm going to do that more often. *Since the stores won't enforce
> >> these policies, then it's up to the customers.
>
> > That's a really excellent idea. *You do a service to your community.
>
> you wouldn't force-feed them laxatives?

That would in no way make the punishment fit the crime. Are you too
simple to realize that?
>
> blake

--Bryan