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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>
> > I've devised a new tactic. When somebody in line in front of you
> > has more than 10 items, I just cut in front of them, look back at
> > them and point to the sign, and say, "This lane is for people with
> > 10 items or less".
> >
> > And since that worked so well, loookie he the next person in
> > front of me has about 14 items, so lets do that again... Worked
> > again [evil stare].
> >
> > And then the next person in front of me already had her stuff on the
> > conveyer. She was apparently watching this, counts her stuff, then
> > looks at me and asks if I'd like to go in front of her, too. I
> > said, "Nah - I don't want to press my luck."
> >
> > I'm going to do that more often. Since the stores won't enforce
> > these policies, then it's up to the customers.
> >
> > What's interesting to note is that both people I cut in front of
> > went to other lines after being called on it. It'll be interesting
> > to see how many people do that, and how many will stand there in
> > back of me mumbling obscenities. And how many follow me home and
> > come back later that night with automatic weapons.

>
>
> Or maybe you could even get a date this way, Steve...!!!
>
> ;-)


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