Sqwertz wrote:

>
> And then the next person in front of me already had her stuff on the
> conveyer. She was apparently watching this, counts her stuff, then
> looks at me and asks if I'd like to go in front of her, too. I
> said, "Nah - I don't want to press my luck."

How about if you cut in front of anybody if their number of items is
more than or equal to 3 times your number of items? Say you have 3 items
and they have 9 or 10 items, bingo! You cut in front of them! They're
buying way too much stuff anyway. That would be soooo cool. Teach those
high-number item *******s a right jolly good lesson. :-)

Of course, I get to cut in front of you cause I just only have one item
to get - my weekly supply of Depends.

>
> -sw