On Mar 28, 1:59*pm, "brooklyn1" > wrote:
> "Omelet" wrote
>
> >> I always think it's interesting when I see people buying Alka-Seltzer and
> >> frozen pizza, or similar combinations.
>
> > <laughs> Me too!
>
> I learn a lot about people by checking out their cart... I find it
> titillating when I see a gal in the check out line at Lowes and all she has
> is two 24 packs of copper top D cells... I'm positive she's struggling to
> keep a straight face while noticing my salacious ogling and humming
> (bzzzzzzz). *Sometimes I brazenly mention how she must own a lot of
> flashlights and ask if she's considered rechargables. *And I'm not kidding,
> next time you're at one of those big box hardwares check out how many gals
> are buying D cells by the super economy pack.

Are you thinking, vibrator?

--Bryan