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Default Priority Parking at the Grocer

On Wed 01 Apr 2009 11:30:13a, ChattyCathy told us...

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>
>> Some of our stores have designated parking for handicapped, those with
>> children, and pregnant women. What irks me is that in most cases the
>> handicapped spaces are the farther away than the other two. Somehow
>> that doesn't seem right. I will freely park in those marked for those
>> with children.
>>

>
> May you be reincarnated in your next life as a pregnant Mom with three
> other children (or more), who doesn't know how to drive a car (or can't
> drive a car for any reason) and who therefore has to catch a bus (with
> all your children in tow) to shop at your nearest supermarket. And may
> other shoppers call your bunch of 'little angels' a nuisance (or
> worse).


And may you be reincarnated in your next life as the babysitter who has to
take care of them while I go shopping.

Never had kids, never wanted kids, and I do my best to avoid them at any
opportunity.

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Wayne Boatwright

"One man's meat is another man's poison"
- Oswald Dykes, English writer, 1709.