"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
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> "jmcquown" >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>>
>> Yup. She's in a rut she'll never climb out of.
>>
>> She got a bunch of free furniture out of the deal. And a 12 piece set
>> of Noritake china, including serving platters and serving bowls. And
>> blue and white Ming plates my father bought when we lived in Bangkok.
>>
>> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch!
>> "But I like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and
>> choose. You're not mentioned in the will.
>
> LOL, I loved the "pick and choose" deal. She must have thought she was
> spending a week inside an Ethan Allen store. I hope you are now left in
> peace ;-) That woman would not have lasted a week in my house. Either
> she would have starved, or I would have politely asked her to vacate.
> "The hotel is now closed" might have been an appropriate line to use. You
> are much nicer than I am.
>
> Michael
>
>

I have to thank you for calling me the other day because I was about to
throw her under a golf cart right about then You broke up the day nicely
for me, thanks!

Jill