On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:31:16 -0400, Dave Smith wrote:

> Puester wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> Amazing she lived that long without someone killing her!
>>>>
>>>
>>> LOL Too true. For me it is my brother's son who won't eat anything red
>>> and a lot of other things. I am still ****ed about the time he came
>>> for Christmas and we had about a dozen different things for dessert
>>> and he whined that there was nothing he liked. Too bad, so sad. My
>>> wife wants to invite them for Easter because we have lamb and my his
>>> wife both like it. I vetoed that because they will expect us to invite
>>> their 36 year old child and I refuse to cater to him.
>>
>> Invite Big Niece and she can eat his share, like Jack Sprat and his wife.
>
> He is just a skinny little thing. She might inhale him.

maybe his bones would puncture her intestines. two problems solved!

your pal,
blake