"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
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> On Apr 5, 3:53 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>>. She wanted instant potatoes!
>> Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You want instant
>> potatoes,
>> buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run of the kitchen, make
>> a
>> buttload of instant potatoes.
>
> I remember those from when I moved out on my own. I was 17, and I ate
> that stuff with jarred "gravy." It tasted a lot like the cardboard
> box it came in smelled. It was cheap calories. God, I've eaten some
> bad food.
>
>> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done
>
> I HAD posted:
> "Did you ask your brother why he'd married White trash?"
>
> Then I remembered it was girlfriend, not wife. You could ask him if
> he pland to marry the White trash.
>
> Maybe she does something unusual in the bedroom. Something that few
> other women would agree to do. Just a thought.


Dirty Sanchez?

A picky bitch like that would only last one round in the bedroom with me.
At my age I like food more than sex.

TFM®