New Warning Label
Sqwertz wrote:
> Yet another new warning label on food. Spotted on a bag of Planters
> Peanuts: "Do not give any nuts to children under 6 years old: Choking
> hazard".
>
> Pretty soon they won't have room for the nutritional information on food
> packaging. I suspect the next label will say something like, "Do not
> eat more than the recommended serving size due to risk of obesity".
>
> I propose a new, catch-all warning label: "Eating food may be hazardous
> to your health.", and just be done with it.
>
> -sw
The blame rests squarely on the john edwards wannabes. Unfortunately the
majority of lawyers only got into that profession as a means to move
other people's wealth to themselves however they have to do it.
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