Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:

>> Your hatred of beets makes you a teutlophobe, but your other
>> qualities presumably make you acceptable in polite company. :-)

> I can't find "teutlophobe" in a dictionary and I think you made it up
> and you can just stop that right now, okay?

I think it means fear of farting.

> I clean up nice and I show well and my friends think I'm more fun to
> be with than a bucket of puppies. My older siblings are jealous of me
> because I'm cuter than they are and Mom always liked me best.

Hey, the truth hurts. Like it or lump it, I say.

nancy