On Apr 9, 11:43*am, Marty > wrote:
> The Prophet Mohammed walks into a library and asks the librarian where the
> children's section is.
>
> The librarian tells him, and then asks him why he's going there.
>
> Mohammed replies: "It's not for me, it's for the wife - she's only 9!"

In regular years, she could have only been 8 yrs, 9 mos.

--Bryan