"Marty" > wrote in message
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>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>
> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>
> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>
>

A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
asked the assistant.

"Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".

Apologies to Monty Python.