"Marty" > wrote in message
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>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>

Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
sheep...

> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
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> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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