On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:06:39 +1000 in rec.food.cooking, David
> wrote,
>A cheese slicer! My dog Josie is so happy now when I get the cheese out
>as there is no more of that 'clack' when the knife hits the plate as it
>goes through the cheese.

Every time she hears that clack she is thinking "Ouch! Use a cutting
board, for dog's sake. You're destroying the edge on your knife."