Dave Wilson wrote:
> "Marty" > wrote in message
> ...
>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>> so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>>
>> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>>
>>
>
> A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
> asked the assistant.
>
> "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
>
> Apologies to Monty Python.
>
Err... Not the Nine O'clock News...


Great Old Chestnuts of the World No. 8

The Swedish Chemists Shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM