I've noticed a new trend on the Food Network.

The "host/chef" usually male,
wearing a flashy wris****ch, with a metal bracelet.

You can imagine how much crud and critters
will take residence in the links and crevices.
Darn near impossible to clean, and to keep clean.

Many feel that even rings would cross-contaminate food.

I wanted to write to FoodNetwork,
but couldn't find a ( contact us ) eMail address......