Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >,
> "Janet Bostwick" > wrote:
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>> You forgot that they can count and have watches.
>
> Nope. I've never seen a dog with a watch. They just get the time from
> their cell phones!

Some dogs seem to be able to tell time. When I was a teen we had a Lab
who used to come into the rec room at 11 pm and sleep on the couch. One
night I had a girlfriend over and we were making out hot and heavy on
the couch. I told her that we were going to have to get off the couch at
11 o'clock. She thought I was kidding. At 11 pm, on the dot, the dog
came in, climbed up and forced us off.