On Apr 28, 11:25*pm, wrote:
> On Apr 28, 9:03*pm, elaich > wrote:
>
> > "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote :
>
> > > Here's the recipe I promised when I first posted about the
> > > freebies.........FYI a link on the Today Show's website has a whole
> > > list of 'free' sites that you can get 'stuff' from.
>
> > Eat 'mo possum!
>
> Do you know why the chicken crossed the road?? *To show the possum it
> can be done.

Below is quoted from a post to alt.punk, July 29, 2000
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I would like to find a freshly hit roadkill possum, wrap it in a baby
blanket with its face covered by the blanket, and put it in a
stroller.
Then I would get a female confederate to push the stroller around the
mall,
in the vicinity of a store that had multiple entrances, until she sees
a
good victim. She could look in panic at some stranger--a woman in her
30s
would be best--and say very quickly, "Oh my god! I left my purse in
the
restroom. Could you watch my baby for just a second? Thanks." Not
waiting
for a response, she leaves the stroller and runs into the store, and
out the
other doors, into the parking lot, into her car, and away. The woman
who
was asked to watch the baby would be irritated, but would feel obliged
to
watch the baby anyway. As time passed, she would wonder where the
hell the
mother was. Eventually, she would pull back the baby blanket that was
swaddling the roadkill possun, expecting to see the cute cherubic face
of a
human infant, but instead being confronted by the face of the roadkill
possum. She would very likely scream, and others might well come over
to
try to assist her. Imagine the scene. Her explaining how the woman
asked
her to watch her baby...
Me and my buddies could be sitting on benches nearby, witnessing the
hilarious spectacle.
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--Bryan
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