Possum Recipe......
BOBOBOnoBO wrote:
> ..."Oh my god! I left my purse in the restroom. Could you watch my
> baby for just a second? Thanks." Not waiting for a response, she
> leaves the stroller and runs into the store, and out the other doors,
> into the parking lot, into her car, and away. The woman who was
> asked to watch the baby would be irritated, but would feel obliged to
> watch the baby anyway. As time passed, she would wonder where the
> hell the mother was. Eventually, she would pull back the baby
> blanket, expecting to see the cute cherubic face of a human infant,
> but instead being confronted by the face of the roadkill possum. She
> would very likely scream, and others might well come over to try to
> assist her. Imagine the scene. Her explaining how the woman asked
> her to watch her baby... Me and my buddies could be sitting on
> benches nearby, witnessing the hilarious spectacle.
I likes it. I likes it a lot.
Bob
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