"Stormin Mormon" > wrote in message
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>
> THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
> The Original Version..
>
> The ant busts his ass in the withering heat all summer long,
> building
> his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
> grasshopper
> thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
> summer away.
> Come winter the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper
> has no food
> or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
>
>

The Chicago version..

Grasshopper, Grasshopper in the snow.
He has a broken leg, you know?
I fed him water. I fed him bread.
Then I crushed his ****ing head.

Have a nice day.