On Fri, 08 May 2009 13:14:05 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> Mack A. Damia > wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 07 May 2009 20:59:04 -0500, Omelet >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>In article >,
>>> Mack A. Damia > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 07 May 2009 22:47:47 GMT, "brooklyn1"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >"Omelet" wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Mom taught me to salt and swirl the water too. The trick is to gently
>>>> >> slip the egg into the _middle_ of the swirl.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >Um, wouldn't that be called 'flushed' eggs? hehe
>>>>
>>>> Yellow skid marks?
>>>
>>>You guys are GROSS! ;-)
>>
>> Honi soit qui mal y pense.
>>
>> Check out "The Toilet Assumption" from Phillip Slater's *The Pursuit
>> of Lonliness*. 1970s - important non-fiction.
>>
>> It Googles well, too.
>
> Ok, I'll counter with the following:
>
> http://ratemypoo.com/

i *knew* it would come to this, but i felt sure the comparisons of bowel
movements would have been started by andy.

your pal,
blake