Omelet said...

> In article >,
> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> "Cheryl" > wrote:
>>
>> > Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone
>> > these days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry
>> > out and bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate
>> > for a massage and
>> > pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too.
>> > Can't pass up that name!
>>
>> I like the idea of bringing the restaurant meal to her and your father.
>> Lucky them! I need to schedule a massage with my Niece The Former
>> Travel Agent Now Massage Therapist. My body screamed for a session
>> after last weekend's Festival of Nations hoo-hah, but I ignored the
>> screams and eventually it stopped. Lessee, now, where's my checkbook?
>
> Even tho' money is tight, I schedule one 1 hour massage per month with
> Lauri at Stamps Chiropractic. I'm tired of not spoiling myself once in
> awhile.
>
> I call her "Mrs. Magic hands".
>
> IMHO the $75.00 per month expenditure is more than worth it. :-)
>
> Since she is your niece, can't you barter with her?


I get a pedicure a couple times a year. Not as often as I'd like.

While there, I'm the talk of the salon. "The giant tenderfoot!"

The staff always try to get me to paint my toenails, even clear coat. I
decline. Even the customers get involved. It becomes a "world vs. Andy"
thing. "What do you have in a [!!!BLUSH!!!]!"

Andy
--
About due for new feet!