On Sun, 10 May 2009 11:01:59 -0700, "Dimitri" >
wrote:

>First happy Mothers Day to all the real moms out there.
>
>Second to the cooks - don't forget to clean the kitchen and load the
>dishwasher before the final 4 fingers of hooch.
>
>Our Menu tonight -
>
>Boneless Chuck Pot Roast - done in the oven while attending a local theater
>(Pewter Plough Playhouse) matinee, with Potatoes, onions, carrots, gravy and
>HORSERADISH.
>
>Dessert will be a Hot Bread Pudding made with stale home made sourdough and
>Madera soaked Craisins and fresh whipped cream.
>
>Your Menu?
>
>Oh yes Grandma (92) gets her margarita with a thimble of booze.
>
>Dimitri

How do you propose cooking a mother?