"Jimw" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 10 May 2009 11:01:59 -0700, "Dimitri" >
> wrote:
>
>>First happy Mothers Day to all the real moms out there.
>>
>>Second to the cooks - don't forget to clean the kitchen and load the
>>dishwasher before the final 4 fingers of hooch.
>>
>>Our Menu tonight -
>>
>>Boneless Chuck Pot Roast - done in the oven while attending a local
>>theater
>>(Pewter Plough Playhouse) matinee, with Potatoes, onions, carrots, gravy
>>and
>>HORSERADISH.
>>
>>Dessert will be a Hot Bread Pudding made with stale home made sourdough
>>and
>>Madera soaked Craisins and fresh whipped cream.
>>
>>Your Menu?
>>
>>Oh yes Grandma (92) gets her margarita with a thimble of booze.
>>
>>Dimitri
>
> How do you propose cooking a mother?

why more booze than they can handle - usually after 4 or 5 they get "cooked"

Dimitri