On Sun, 10 May 2009 12:35:43 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 9 May 2009 11:31:18 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>> <Julienne Bougie> wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> It doesn't matter if you're man or woman, rich or poor, white or black,
>>>> believer
>>>> or non-believer...
>>>>
>>>> **GOD LOVES YOU ALL**
>>>>
>>>> Why not love him back?
>>>
>>> Why not **** Jesus up the ass while you're at it?
>>
>> i thought we were supposed to eat him.
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Only if his name is Michael... (Obscure reference to a Science Fiction
> Novel)

dig up your local padre and ask him about transubstantiation. they must
have catholics in texas somewhere.

your pal,
jubal