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The Ranger[_7_] The Ranger[_7_] is offline
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Default OT -- 18 years ago...

....Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."

The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
in her stately manner.

Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.

It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey Boy
capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...

ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!

Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
marker!

The Ranger
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
-- Anonymous