The Ranger wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>

>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
> sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
> up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> -- Anonymous

what a wonderful and fun story.

harriet & critters in azusa, ca