On May 11, 1:58*pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey Boy
> capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
> sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
> up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> * * * * * * * * -- Anonymous

Sweet post. Congratulations! The silver will be here before you know
it.

Kris, who only has 11 years under her belt so far...