On May 9, 11:29*am, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> Can't eat pork,
> Swine flu...
>
> Can't eat chicken,
> Bird flu.
>
> Can't eat Beef,
> Mad cow....
>
> Can't eat eggs,
> Salmonella.
>
> Can't eat fish,
> Heavy metal poisons in their waters.
>
> Can't eat fruits and veggies,
> insecticides and herbicides.
>
> Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
>
> I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
>
> Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
> spelled backwards! is
> 'DESSERTS'
>
> Dimitri

I'm sure you know you're nuts for thinking you can't eat some of the
above - but I like what you're left with ;-)

N.