On May 12, 2:59*pm, Kelsey Bjarnason > wrote:
> On Sat, 09 May 2009 16:18:46 +0100, Julienne Bougie wrote:
> > It doesn't matter if you're man or woman, rich or poor, white or black,
> > believer or non-believer...
>
> > * ***GOD LOVES YOU ALL**
>
> > Why not love him back?
>
> Why don't you love the Keebler elf? *There's about as much reason to
> think he's real as to think God is.

The Keebler folks have been poisoning everyone for years with their
partially hydrogenated oils. They are part of an Axis of Evil with
Nabisco and Sunshine.

God is more selective with his genocide.
>
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...5:3&version=9;

The next time you hear a religious nutcase say, "Baby killer," remind
them that God tells his followers to kill babies. Of course, they
only kill the BAD BABIES.

Here's another good one:

Hosea 13:16 (New International Version)

16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword;
their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
their pregnant women ripped open."

Kill the babies!

--Bryan