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On Tue, 12 May 2009 13:23:16 -0700, Bobo Bonobo® wrote:

>> Why don't you love the Keebler elf? Â*There's about as much reason to
>> think he's real as to think God is.
>
> The Keebler folks have been poisoning everyone for years with their
> partially hydrogenated oils. They are part of an Axis of Evil with
> Nabisco and Sunshine.
>
> God is more selective with his genocide.

According to the story, he wiped out most every living thing apart from a
handful on a boat - this is hardly selective.

> The next time you hear a religious nutcase say, "Baby killer," remind
> them that God tells his followers to kill babies. Of course, they only
> kill the BAD BABIES.

And let's not forget the flood would have killed endless babies. The
rest, of course, are merely condemned to everlasting torture as a
demonstration of how much God loves them.

> 16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
> because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by
> the sword;
> their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant
> women ripped open."
>
> Kill the babies!

Don't forget Psalm 137, either:

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the
stones."

Yup, go get some kids and kill them and be happy.


The really messed up part of this is that the sick freaks who believe
this crap actually call God the *good* guy.

--
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us
where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are
going? - Anonymous