On May 11, 12:02*pm, "TammyM" > wrote:
> <SNIP>
> Mazel tov, Spider Monkey Man, to you and to Herself! *Many more to you, on
> your 25th, I shall send you a jar of Best Foods mayonnaise :-)
>
> Hugs and happy wishes,
> TammyM

SWMBO will be in your debt for such a "priceless" gift. I, OTOH, would
attempt to warn the USPS LEO's about you sending such explosive
ordinance through their system. Woe to you and the federal laws you'd
be breaking!

The Ranger