"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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> "notbob" wrote:
> All a home cook really needs is two good hands for kneading dough, and a
> quality hand mixer for everything else... yoose don't need any stinkin'
> stand mixer, not unless you're physically handicapped. Btw, no machine
> yet devised is capable of kneading dough better than the human hand...
> hand kneaded dough by the most inexperinced dough kneader is at least 400%
> better than can be kneaded by any machine... anyone can learn to knead
> dough... anyone who can masturbate can knead dough. hehe
>

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