"graham cracker" wrote:
> "brooklyn1" wrote:
>> "notbob" wrote:
>>
>> All a home cook really needs is two good hands for kneading dough, and a
>> quality hand mixer for everything else... yoose don't need any stinkin'
>> stand mixer, not unless you're physically handicapped. Btw, no machine
>> yet devised is capable of kneading dough better than the human hand...
>> hand kneaded dough by the most inexperinced dough kneader is at least
>> 400% better than can be kneaded by any machine... anyone can learn to
>> knead dough... anyone who can masturbate can knead dough. hehe
>>
>
> You know, you can get over-the-counter remedies for dyspepsia!
>
Which do you use... I bet Preparation H.