"Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
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> PickyJaz wrote:
>>
>> I would much rather buy from the always uniformed and sweet door-to-
>> door sales, but my home is rarely seen by any. I don't grocery shop
>> often enough to catch sales there from the actual girls, so for many
>> years now I have bought from fathers aboard the USMC base whom I know
>> well, and they are also the ones who bring their uniformed daughters
>> in for the actual deliveries and thank yous.
>
> I've never bought any and never would because
> I don't want to support a paramilitary organization
> for girls or anybody else.

Oh, you did it now, Mark! Let the cat out of the bag. Well, time for full
disclosure. Girl Scouts actually train with the U.S. Navy Seals and the
CIA. Currently, they have been successfully and covertly inserted into
Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. These "sleeper cells" await orders from POTUS
and upon receiving said orders, will inundate the targeted countries with
Thin Mints, Samoas® and Do-Si-Dos®, thus causing total mayhem and collapsing
the countries political and military infrastructures. A "black ops"
program, in place since the Coolidge administration. Truth be told the GSA
specializes in nuclear and radiological warfare. Keep your Geiger counter
at the ready!